Farts

FART.F to the A to the R to the T.
I dont see y there's such a big deal about farts.
When I fart people are like "ewwwww,stop farting.Tats soooooooo disgusting.Tats so immature."
But THEY'RE the immature ones cause farting is a natural process of life.
You dont see me going up to people telling them to stop beathing cz their breath stinks.

I mean......wats the difference??
Sometimes i meet people whose breath smells like fart.
and sometimes its WORSE!!
So I dont see y there's such a big deal about farts
EVERYBODY farts.
except for girls.
GIRLS NEVER FART.
just kidding.....but seriously....
everybody in the world farts.
people,dogs,cats,frogs,lamps,giraffes,pillows,platipies......platypuses.....platy......,horses,cows,etika(etc).
So y isit such a big deal??
Cz we make it to be...
I like to answer my own questions....dont u agree??......Yes.....

Anyway for those of you who dont know there's 4 major types of farts.

The 1st is 1 'loud and proud'
These farts usually dont smell tat bad so they r perfect for BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!

Next we have the 'silent but violent'
These fart are freaking ninja's.They just *pfffff* right out without anybody knowing and yet those are the stinkiest 1's.

Next we have the 'quives'.(kwe-ifs)
These are a bunch of wannabees farts tat come from the regina....posers....

And last but certainly not least,we have the 'sharts'.
these farts r the reason y u never force out a fart.

Anyway those are the 4 major types of farts.
Personally i think farts are nothing to be ashamed of but for those of you who are,here's something for u guys to hide your farts.

'Raising the volume'
All u have to do is make noise,LOUDER than ur fart.


Next we have 'Denial'
All you have to do is deny deny deny.


And last we have the 'blame'
Just blame it on some1 else.



These techniques are so gud tat even celebrities use them.



See how easy it is???
So stop trying to hold in your fart...its healthier if u just let it out...
cz if you dun let out ur fart all the gases in ur body will build up and if it starts to build up its gonna make you expand and you expand too much your gonna explode and if you explode all ur body parts will go flying everywhere.Dogs cats dragons sheeps cows,they're all gonna be eating your remains but wat happens if they're no remains to eat???tats rit.....they're gonna go for ur babies.Do you wannabe a baby killer??!!?cz everytime u hold in a fart ur tat much closer to killing a baby.
So like i said earlier,all u people who r trying to hold in ur farts becz they think tat farts r gross and immature,think of it like this....
I'm trying to save lifes...
wat r u doing??
ur killing babies.......
TEEHEE!!